This past week has been amazing... Went to Cinci for the Warped Tour with Gavin and Nanny. Here are a few things I have learned:
1. Kings Island has a surfable wave pool. This is fucking amazing...
2. I can't surf. The wavepool is not so amazing if while in it you are hit in the head with a board and thrown about 40 yards by a wave.
3. Travis Nanny gets all the hot girls. I am working on a scientific theory for this one, but I have yet to come up with a good hypotheses
4. Gavin Hill and I... not so much on getting the hot girls.
5. Girls don't like hearing their friends called whores. However, guys don't give a damn what you say about their friends as long as it's funny.
6. I apparently look like the guitarist from All-American Rejects enough that I can be mistaken for him.
7. The All-American Rejects kick ass live. I expected their show to be kind of boring (even though I love them) because the music is more mellow than a lot of the other bands I wanted to see (Funeral for a Friend, Matchbook Romance, etc.), but they were probably the best show there.
8. Continuing to stay in a mosh pit after getting cut open by some guys watch is a bad idea. Nice infected cut because of that one.
9. If a guy cuts you open with his watch in a mosh pit and you punch him in the face, no one seems to care. They just continue moshing as if nothing happened (this includes both the puncher and the punchee).
10. Local rock shows are still good even when compared to Warped Tour (and the pits are a bit less intense which allows for a much needed break from getting my ass kicked). PFAC kicked ass tonight as did Hephastus (sure I butchered the spelling of that one but I am far too lazy to look it up).
These are my ten lessons from the week in Cinci. Everyone should learn from them and not be as much of a dumbass as I. Outside of that it is a bit sad to be back in the 'Berg after the amazingness that was Warped Tour. Creekstock helped soften the blow a bit though by giving me something to do. Now that all the excitement is over, it is back to soccer, running, reading, and guitar. I quit my job so there shall be lots of time for the aforementioned activities. Farewell to all and may the force be with you. |